This should be fun. Let's see how many times I've been a passenger on a commercial/military aircraft:
1972 Born in Okinawa
1973 Moved to Yokota AB, Japan: 1
1974 Round trip to Seoul, Korea: 2,3
1974 Moved to Taiwan: 4
1976 Moved to Chandler, AZ: 5
1979 Moved to Monterey, CA: 6
1980 Moved to Kadena AB, Okinawa: 7
1980 - 1983 Two round trips to Seoul, Korea: 8,9,10,11
1983 Moved to Monterey, CA: 12
1984 Moved to San Angelo, TX: 13
1985 Moved to Escondido, CA: 14
1985 Moved to Osan AB, Korea: 15
1987 Round trip to Yokota AB, Japan: 16,17
1991 Moved to St. James, MN: 18
1991 Round trip to Biloxi, MS: 19,20
1992 Moved to Simi Valley, CA: 21
1993 Moved to Lackland AFB, TX: 22
1993 Moved to Keesler AFB, MS by way of St. James, MN: 23,24
1993 Moved to Luke AFB, AZ: 25
1993 - 1997 Two round trips to St. James, MN: 26,27,28,29
1994 TDY to Keesler AFB, MS: 30,31
1994 Round trip to Ohio: 32,33
1995 Round trip to Las Vegas, NV: 34,35
1995 - 1996 TDY to San Vito, Italy: 36,37
1996 Moved to San Antonio, TX: 38
1997 - 2000 Two round trips to St. James, MN: 39,40,41,42
1998 Round trip to New York, NY: 43,44
1999 Round trip to Houston, TX: 45,46
1999 Round trip to somewhere in Iowa: 47,48
2000 Round trip to Miami, FL: 49,50
2001 Round trip to Las Vegas, NV: 51,52
2003 Round trip to Mankato, MN: 53,54
... and I still get nervous at take-offs and landings.
Around '91 was when flying became more tedious than adventurous to me... commercially anyway. Some of the dates are guesstimates. For instance, I remember moving to Korea in the 7th grade, but I'm not 100% positive it was in '85. It could have been late '84. And naturally, I don't remember any of the flights I took pre-1977... I just assume we didn't leave Taiwan on a junk. Could be wrong though.
Fun Fastenau Flight Facts
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First flight alone was in '91 to Biloxi.
Hardest landing was fairly recent: 2000 in Miami. After a moment of uneasy silence, the flight attendent announced, "That wasn't the pilot's fault. That wasn't the plane's fault. That was the asphault." (Hopefully Justin won't need that one, but he can use it if he wants... it's not my material anyway.)
Loudest flights were the MAC (Military Airlift Command) C-141's between Okinawa, Japan, and Korea. They don't have much sound insulation, so they hand out wax earplugs. No windows and the seats faced the rear, so you got a nice view of the cargo, usually large containers or jet engines. Occasionally got to sit in webbing along the sides of the plane.
The two round trips in 99 were on the corporate jet (I believe Gulfstream). The only way to fly. Had food from Jason's deli and the huge leather seats released from the sides of the plane so you could turn around and face the person behind you.
I've been inside the cockpit twice, once on the Gulfstream and once in a C-141. In the C-141's cockpit, someone put a headset on me so I could hear the pilot & co-pilot, but with the audio having no discernable direction, I thought I was talking to air traffic control. It was a few minutes before I realized the pilot was talking to me.
Worst flight was coming back from Mankato this year. Bad weather kept us on the flightline, in our tiny seats, for three hours. Commercial jets, like automobiles, apparently also have trouble keeping passengers cool unless the engines are revved up.
54 flights and never lost a bag.
Longest flight: Seoul, Korea to Los Angeles, CA. 13 hours.
Shortest flight: San Antonio, TX to Houston, TX. 30 minutes.
Most "concern" on flight: "Puddle jumper" from Rome to Brindisi, Italy. First, as the left engine got up to speed, it flinged ice at the fuselage, which was terribly loud and damaging-sounding. I think that's the only time I ever asked a flight attendant if something was out of the ordinary. The approach into Brindisi was disconcerting as well as most of it is over water. Check it out in FS2004.
Favorite airline: Northwest, I think. I got wings from them as a child.
Least favorite airline: United, I think. Southwest's cattle call is pretty cruddy, but you can't beat the price.
First flight sim: SubLogic Flight Simulator (A2-FS1) for Apple II in all its 1 MHz Motorola 6502 glory. Line graphics at a resolution of 280x192.
Most recent flight sim: Microsoft Flight Simulator 2004 for PC in all its 1.74 GHz AMD Athon XP 2100 glory. 3D textured, dynamically lit graphics at a resolution of 1280x1024.
And goodnight.
-Lee
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