LOL Troop. I can't say anything because I have the Eureka! that is larger than that. I have the "Condo". It's 10'6 x20' and has an 8'6 center height. I am trying to sell it if anyone is interested

. I found a Blackpine Sport Turbo tent that is just as large but has the poles built in. We LOVE the Eureka! but it does take some effort to get it up with just me and an 11 year old (I'm sure we have provided a good show to our fellow campers on many occasions

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You are right that it is NOT a backpacking tent. I keep the poles in a separate bag and that makes it easier for my 5'2 frame to carry. Unfortunately, the turbo tent has the poles built in and it weights in at about 73 lbs