campermom

A man and wife were out for the day, the man was fishing in his little boat but the wife stayed on shore to read her book since she wasn't into fishing. After serveral hours, the man returns to shore, ties up his boat, and tells his wife he hasn't caught anything. He eats a sandwich and takes a nap in the chair.

The wife decides to take her husband's boat out into the lake and read her book in the sunshine. While on the water, a game warden approaches the woman.
"Ma'am, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for fishing in a restricted area."
"But I'm not fishing, I'm reading a book."
"Ma'am," pointing at the tackle left in the boat, "You have all the equipment and for all I know you could start up at any time."
"In that case, sir, I am charging you with sexual assault."
"What?!"
"Yes, you have all the equipment and you could start up at any time."

........................."Enjoy reading your book Ma'am. Have a nice day."



ps, I went fishing this morning at the Tailrace ( canyon lake dam/Guadalupe headwaters) and got skunked. Upon leaving, I couldn't, my battery died. A winter Texan stopped to jump my truck. Gotta love old ladies in minivans from Illinois.